Laundry

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

"University of Oklahoma," he yelled back.





Fine

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"

Blonde and TV

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says, "I would like to buy that T.V. please."

The store clerk replies, "I'm sorry, we don't do business with blondes."

So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black.

The next day, she went back to the same store and said, "I would like to buy that T.V. please."

The store clerk, once again, replies, "Sorry, we don't do business with blondes."

The blonde replied, "How did you know I was blonde?"

The clerk says, "Because thats a microwave."

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Harlym Yeo



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